Origins

In the book of Origins, we are taught of the origins of humanity, and how Cegielski began his journey to enlightenment.

 

 

(1:1) Long ago, an egg had sat in space, waiting for thousands of millennia, for the right time to emerge. (2) When the time came, the egg had cracked and shattered into millions of pieces. (3) These shards went on to become the stars. (4) From the rubble of stars, our God emerged, and he had called himself Owen. (5) All was dark and calm. (6) The universe was still.

 

(2:1) He sculpted the earth from clay. (2) He spoke thus, (3) "Let there be Exams!" (4) And it was so. (5) "Let there be extensions!" (6) And it was so. (7) "LET THERE BE CHALLENGES!" (8) The earth rumbled, the universe began to boom. (9) In creating the most important thing in the universe, challenges, he also had created the beauty of life. (10) He called down the 6 disciples and placed them upon the timeline.

 

(3:1) He first called upon his favored disciple, (2) who had helped him create the art of Socratic Seminars, Socrates. (3) He was told to learn. (4) He secondly called upon Aristotle, (5) and he was instructed to study the stars. (6) Third, he sent down William and told him he is to write and perform and make people happy or sad. (7) Fourth, he called upon his disciple Napoleon, (8) he was given the instructions to explore and educate the people of his findings.

 

(4:1) Lastly, he called upon his two beloved disciples. (2) As he placed the fifth and sixth disciples Charles and Mao, Charles conspired. (3) He believed that his power was wrongly inherited and that he should fall, (4) and thus pressured Mao to do the same. (5) Mao had disbelieved Charles.

 

(5:1) Charles was instructed to spread the word of Cegielski, and help the people to accept true God. (2) However, jealousy overtook him, (3) and he told humanity of false origins. (4) Origins without Cegielski. Origins without light.

 

(6:1) Devastated, Cegielski put all his faith in his one remaining disciple, (2) the one he trusted the most, (3) as he was most loyal. (4) Mao was told to lead his people in a time of change, (5) to lead them into the age of machinery. (6) However, in times of hardship, Mao remembered Charles, his hatred for the Lord. (7) His rage for Charles took the form of a phantom of hate and told Mao to kill, (8) for it will relieve the anger. (9) And he did exactly so.

 

 

(7:1) Cegielski fell to devastation, and then anger. (2) He threw humanity into an age of famine, war, disease. (3) However, he remembered the first four disciples (4) and learned from his students. (5) "This is not the way of Cegielski. (6) Throughout all the darkness, there shall always be light."

 

(8:1) He threw himself down to the earth, and swore to himself, (2) "I shall not return to Heaven until I learn from my people, (3) and I reach enlightenment." (4) Stripped of power, and hated by his people, (5) he began the most difficult challenge ever faced.